Obama: Economic crisis "not as bad as we think"

Obama declared today that the economic crisis is suddenly "not as bad as we think." Oh really? Because I thought last month you and the Democrats were screaming about how we had to act now and how it's the worst crisis ever and all this other b.s. that plenty of ignorant Americans believed. Thanks for telling us this after you spent over a trillion dollars! We would be on our way out of this mess if you hadn't spend over a trillion dollars in your first month and a half in office, but hey, what do I know? 

As if that's not bad enough, Obama added, "If we see money being misspent, we're going to put a stop to it." Again, seriously? Are you still trying to pull a fast one over us, Great One? Because everyone knows you just signed the bill [behind closed doors, no less] with what, 8000 earmarks? Or was in 9000? I lost count. 

Awesome quote, which I'll probably put on my sidebar soon:

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

-Margaret Thatcher