Friday, February 27, 2009

Environwackos Hate You

I conserve water, turn off the lights and heat, and recycle. But apparently, that's just not good enough!
Now, I'm supposed to buy toilet paper that irritates my bottom because "American taste for soft toilet roll is 'worse than driving Hummers.'"  The article mentions that according to the NYTimes, luxury brand toilet paper sales have risen 40%. But who cares about growing profits during a recession? Pshh.
If someone wants to buy cheap toilet paper, that's great. But I will not be told what I can and can't wipe my own ass with. 

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