Homeland Security: Watch Out for Right Wingers!

I don't have time to write up a whole post because I have class in 10 minutes, but this is really getting out of hand.

Apparently, a right wing extremist includes "groups that reject federal authority in favor of state or local authority...and individuals that are dedicated to a single-issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration."

WHAT ABOUT LEFT WING EXTREMISTS?! You know, like the environwackos who insist on shoving climate change doctrine down my throat? Or the pro-choicers? Or ACORN?

Reason #26 why I'm attending the tea party tomorrow:
I get a chance to exercise my right to assemble while I still have it. Because God knows I'm a right-wing extremist and I might do something awful, like exercise my right to free speech!